Greetings ☐ FELLOW LIBRARIAN / ☑WHOEVER YOU ARE / ☐ ASSHOLE

It is my ☑DELIGHT/ ☐ REGRET to inform you that I have been hired to kill you.

The bad news is that this is a death sentence. Your days are numbered. In some jurisdictions you are now legally dead and your family is already fighting over your inheritance, those ungrateful ingrates.

The good news is that I’m ☐ ONLY/ ☑NOT in it for the money. So why not settle this like gentlemen?

Meet me in ☐ ONE / ☑TWO / ☐ THREE weeks at my flying castle, and bring ☐ 10,000 GP / ☐ 100,000 GP / ☐ 1,000,000 GP / ☑YOUR A GAME. In return for a ☐ KING’S RANSOM / ☑BITCHIN’ BRAWL you can walk away with no one the wiser.

☑OTHERWISE I WILL KILL YOU / ☑BEST TWO OUT OF THREE WINS.

I look forward to your reply to this ☑GENEROUS offer.


BARNABUS SLEET
MUSCLE WIZARD
FOUNDER, JARROD MEMORIAL LIBRARY

P.S. Make sure to bring ☐ THE MONEY / ☑YOUR OWN CLERIC.